Ryoukai is deaaaad!!!

Chheee. New layout I made with an icon. I so special.
I won't be on for a few days. ;)

I hate Erik, omg he's such a greedy bitch that I hate alot. Jeesus. I hate Johnny too, he's such a bastard that's not related I hate him.

Stupid faces. :(

[http://www.gongaga.net/foffos/subaru.html] LOL!



"Ah, fake-winged ho. How I hate thee, let me count the ways.



Subaru may not be from a video game, but like Linaly and Lisa, she comes from an anime which spins off a game. And not only that, the anime is ABOUT a game. So not only is Subaru a ho on the front of being a ho in general, shes an IN GAME HO. A magical, mystical, double-ho. She wins the award for being the first.



Externally I really can not complain about Subaru. She wears more than most other characters, her breasts are small, her hair is a lot like Rei from Evangelion. There's really only one thing I can pick on. Those retarded little wings. Just like Eiko's wings are pointless and stupid, Subaru's are as well. They don't move. They don't flap. They don't fly. What the hell are they good for? She's supposed to be an AXEMAN. What axe-weilding party member in their RIGHT MIND would have tiny froofy little wings?



I also despise her voice, in both English and Japanese. She's so fucking passive. Only one anime character can pull off that passive tone without sounding like a half-orgasming moron and that is Rei. I'd call Subaru a Rei wanna-be, but she's about as much like Rei as most 15 year old boys are like Vash the Stampede.



ARg, why is Sponguebob on TV? It's making me even more angry. I turn this anger back on Subaru.



First of all, she's supposed to be an axeman, which is the same as an axeman in D&D. Large, badass, muscled and tough. Able to stand up to others. Subaru? Uh, no. She's thin and preeeeeetty instead. She just hauls that axe around with her, she never EVER uses it. Her muscles must not even exist. All she ever does is ride around on a boat. She doesn't play the game, she just sits in it and orders people around.



You learn about her past that she was a wuss when she first got there. She let herself be whooped by Pkillers until Krim had to come save her sorry ass. Then she took the fact that he was being nice to a newbie- her- and blew it ALL out of preportion, organizing the Crimsion Knights. HELLO IDIOT WOMAN! Because a man tries to scare off attackers with a bluff, you take this to mean you now run an organization of such a title and that this organization is to regulate the lives of all players.



Yes, Subaru gives herself false power and lets it go to her head. She not only soft-voicedly orders everyone to follow the rules and respect her, but she has the Knights do all her fighting for her. Even when Krim leaves and tells her that he doesn't agree with what she's doing, she doesn't take the hint. So after making all these people think they have some sort of power, she spontaniously goes and disbands them several years later and decides 'i want to be a normal player!'



Only, she doesn't. She wants to be a 'normal player' but have everyone bow down to her and give her what she asks for just like before. When people don't do that, she spazzes like a total ho and tumbles like a house of cards. It turns out that since she started the Crimsion Knights, she didn't even LEVEL UP. So not only is she trying to force people to bow to her, shes a LOW LEVEL PERSON doing that. That may be funny when you're a loudmouthed irate pixie thief on a MUD, but in the world it's just sad.



Now on to her relationship with males. She dicks them around. She dicks them around something FIERCE. First, Krim wanted to date her. So she was like OH I LOVE YOU KRIM HUMPA HUMPA. Then Silver Knight and Krim fought, so she was all like BYE KRIM HI SILVER KNIGHT HUMPA HUMPA. Then Tsukasa wanders, oblivious angsty and antisocial, into the picture and suddenly its BYE SILVER KNIGHT! Nice knowin ya and havin ya spend all your time to make my life easier, but I've found someone better than you!



You can't deny that Subaru makes advances on Tsukasa. And honestly, if he responded and was like 'oh i love you too' i might not be so annoyed. But instead, When she throws herself all 'me so horny' on him, he responds in a true Tsukasa-like manner by going 'oh, does it hurt? I wonder if I'm even alive.' He doesn't FEEL THAT WAY about her. He likes her as a friend, he's too insecure to feel anywhere near closer. He never takes the initiative to hold onto her or anything. She has to ORDER him to. She orders him to hold her, to shut up. She even takes his hand and sticks it on her booby at one point. Tsukasa doesn't blush at this or gulp or anything. He just sort of stares blankly at his feet. The boy DOES NOT CARE.



The only reason she's going after him is because he's the only person left who she CAN order around. She's a disgusting abusive, using ho.



Besides. Everyone knows what's under Tsukasa's skirt is MY property."

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Umm.. .yah I made a Crow layout. I'm so much better than you! XDDD
That was so funny in Science class... wait lol. We haven't had a science teacher in a week because Conan quit, so the other class with Kelly for a teacher is way ahead. And we're watching 2 Fast 2 Furious. We had a sub, and he looked like Colonel (?) Sanders. Except they called him Pilsberry (CAN'T SPELL!!!) He wanted to watch this gay movie we saw last year "Never Cry Wolf" on one TV. So they just bought the other TV with the DVD player and put it in the same room. So we were watching our movie and he was wathcing his. And it was funny because no one talks in his damn movie so the gay music sounded like background music for ours. Then Charles turned the volume down on his tv because that ho was OD'ing on the volume. Then he was like "young man, turn it up!" But he didn't so he got up and OD'd a shitload more. Then he unplugged our TV by "mistake". We didn't have the DVD remote so they had to fastforward the whole crap and it took a long time. But then they found the remote but then he unplugged it again by ...mistake. XDDD

JOHN in Humanities class: ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE SAY "HOOOOO!!!"
WHITE PEOPLE: HOOOOO!!!

...lol. XD

Wait. Momma said that she and dad were getting divorced. Is it for real this time? Cause I honestly wouldn't know. o_O;

Take it to heart. ~ Whoot. Testing.